T-Pain is adding a lady who can drink like a boss to his lineup of lovers, right next to the stripper and the bartender. Usually, songs with a name like "Drankin Patna" refer to a musician's right hand man, but T-Pain has mixed it up on us and become enthralled with a woman who can not only keep up with him, she can drink him under the table. According to T-Pain, this makes her the girl of his dreams. It's an unlikely subject for a romantic serenade, but then again, so are strippers and bartenders. T-Pain's new lady friend drinks whiskey, Corona, or anything else he suggests, and nothing seems to be too much for her. Bar attendees even call out the shot girl when his "patna" shows up. A healthy habit? Statistics say no, but "Drankin Patnas" is certain to still cause an influx of women who try their damnedest to keep up with male counterparts. Hope the ER is ready.