Some dudes might be down with a side chick who's super rough around the edges, but Colonel Loud is extra clear about one thing in his newest track, "No Ratchets." Colonel and his collaborator, Ricco Barrino "don't do thots." These two are likely to pop up on any lady's radar with this advertisement for the perfect woman, who's basically a ride or die chick with a little sophistication. Colonel and Ricco are all about sharing, even offering to let this ideal lady drive the two-seater, provided that she's independent and doesn't mind bailing them out or polishing the Mercedes, and it's clear they don't mind dropping a few dimes on "Vicky's" "secret stuff." If lyrics alone don't carry this track (which they might), "No Ratchets" features an upbeat, positive rhythm and perfectly timed vocal additions capable of putting anyone in the mood for love, as long as she's not ratchet, of course.